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Friday, May 5, 2017

Amazon's Top Deals for Mother’s Day… For the Mom Who Just Wants to Survive Mother’s Day… Have a Heart and Please Rescue Me!?!

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Amazon's Top Picks for Mother’s Day… For the Mom Who Just Wants to Survive Mother’s Day… 
Have a Heart and Please Rescue Me!?!

Oh… Mother’s Day… normally, it’s a time of year that all mothers are celebrated and rewarded for surviving the pains of childbirth… and raising… or in my case… dealing with… and more importantly… surviving the FAB Five’s holiday shenanigans!

Let me tell you… being a single mom, raising these 5 children of mines… there have been some trying times… and it’s been by the grace of GOD… that I have survived another year… For what?

Is this some type of sick joke?!? Who the heck made up this day?!? 

I betcha it had to be some man who thought it would be cute to honor his mom and she probably bragged about it to her neighbor who got on the phone and told her Sista circle… and...

We all know... that some women just have to be... keeping up with those dang Joneses and them... and... 

Now I’m sitting here trying to figure out how to fake my own death… and dreading the fact that on Sunday, May 14, 2017… mark the date Ladies…  I unfortunately...  once again… must pull out my ejnosillA's Mother’s Day Survival Kit!!!

Now… I know you are saying… what can be so bad about ejnosillA's Mother’s Days?!? Well… Sista Girl… let me tell you!

First of all, the oldest one… my beloved daughter… is going to get the shenanigans started! 

She’s going to come up with the bright idea of… and somehow convinces the other four that... “Let’s cook mom breakfast in bed...” is a great ideal!

While, I'm in my room trying to figure out my Mother's Day Escape Plan because I know that I told her... and now... them... individually... collectively... that... “All I want is a day of peace and quiet.” 

The same thing I tell them every year… for every holiday… because I know my health is in jeopardy!

See, what I mean is… although my daughter is brilliant, stylish and has grown into such a beautiful young lady… the kind that any mother would be proud of… she has one important flaw… SHE CAN’T COOK!

I don't care how many times I have shown her how to cook... basic things... she just can't cook!

I PROMISE YOU… I CAN’T TAKE ANOTHER YEAR OF THIS… undercooked, burnt or scorched… eggs, burnt and hard turkey bacon… crunchy pancakes… the house filled with smoke…oh my goodness... the aroma... just thinking about it... got my asthma trying to flare up... 

Just imagine for a minute... me pretending I'm sleep... wishing that I was dead...  and having to pretend that I really like the food… hecks… I should have won an Oscar by now… I can't afford to go to the E.R. to get my stomach pumped this year... please somebody... anybody... STOP LAUGHING... and Help Me?!?

What happened to the "GOOD OLE DAYS..." when she... and now them... would just bring mommy a card they made at school… or an ashtray… that started off as a coffee mug… but that’s not the point… I miss those days… 

Those safer days… those days that didn’t require me to be spending my whole Mother’s Day in the bathroom crying… GOD… WHY ME… ALL I WANTED WAS A PEACEFUL DAY OFF… Oh my… how time flies… AND NOW THIS DREADFUL HOLIDAY IS CLOSING IN ON ME!!!

So… in order for me to save my life… and the lives of other mothers who have found themselves in this life-threatening predicament… and having to pull out your Mother’s Day Survival Kit… 

I have taken it upon myself to make a list of the top 7 Amazon items that I would prefer to receive for Mother’s Day... Let’s begin

18” Sterling Silver – 14k Rose Gold Diamond Triple Heart Pendant Necklace

The 18” Sterling Silver, 14k rose gold diamond accent triple heart pendant necklace features three intertwined hearts. I can see myself sporting this triple heart pendant necklace around town. 

This a great gift for a mother who is trying to dodge the emergency room on Mother’s Day… a mom like me! 

Click the link to get more details about the beautiful 18” Sterling Silver – 14k Rose Gold Diamond Triple Heart Pendant Necklace.

Kindle E-reader 

The Kindle E-reader is available in my choice of black or white. With its 6" new, thinner and lighter design is equipped with a glare-free touchscreen display. 

Can you imagine it… no screen glare… even in bright sunlight that will read just like real paper… I can becasuse that’s just what I need with these bad eyes of mines!

Kindle E-reader’s single battery charge will last for weeks and not hours… which is a plus for me because I always seem to be running all over the house… searching for my missing charger… that has mysteriously walked down the hall and plugged itself in the outlet in the twins room.

The Kindle E-reader will allow me to hold thousands of books… that means I can read…  uninterrupted with no alerts or notifications… and if my kids really want to show out for Mother’s Day… they can get me a Amazon Prime membership… so I can read over a thousand titles for free with unlimited access!

The Kindle E-reader is affordable... is available in black or white colors and would be a wonderful Mother’s Day gift… click the link for more details about the Kindle E-reader.

Mom Art Print

The Mom Art Print is the perfect gift for a mother who is trying to avoid going to the hospital on Mother's Day... once again... a mom like me!

These personalized Mom Art Print can be personalized with your name, date and has a variety of background colors. 

These beautiful Mom Art Prints are professionally printed on premium luster photo paper using archival and fade resistant inks.

This is the gift that will last me a lifetime of pleasant memories... and you too... click the link to find out more details about the Mom Art Print.

Handbag and Purse Light by Noor

Noor’s Handbag and Purse Light would be a needed accessory to go with my purse because I am always losing something in there. Ladies if you’re like me… I have everything in my purse… minus the kitchen sink!

You need a band aid… I got it… or you need a Kleenex… yep… I got it… you need a safety pin... got that too… but… the only problem is… it’s always at the bottom of my purse and I need some light to find what I am looking for down that big dark hole. 
Noor’s Handbag and Purse Light is equipped with sensors that are activated by the movement of your hands… so there aren’t any buttons or switches to push.

No more pricking my fingers in the dark or having to remove every single item out of my purse to see what I am looking for… I clip the illuminator inside my bag… one motion of my hand in my purse and… PRESTO… 

I have light that stays on for 10 seconds before automatically turning off… and… the best part… and my selling point to the FAB Five… 

It’s Affordable Too! Click the link for more details about the Noor’s Handbag and Purse Light.

Echo Dot (2nd generation)

The Echo Dot (2nd generation) has limitless features that is equipped with 7 far-field microphones. 

Another feature of the Echo Dot (2nd generation) is it is equipped with voice-control to play music from your favorite online music stations – Amazon Music, Spotify, Pandora, iHeartRadio, TuneIn, and much more.

Amazon brags that this new-age, voice-controlled and hands-free device can hear me from a far range even if I have the latest jams playing… I wonder if I can get an Echo Dot (2nd generation) attached to each one of my five children… hecks... They seem to not hear me when there’s nothing playing in the house and we are standing in the same room! 

If I need my lights turned on/off… or the heater/air conditioner turned up/down… or need the doors locked… well the Echo Dot (2nd generation)... has me covered and it’s compatible with  connected devices from WeMo, Philips Hue, Samsung SmartThings, Nest, ecobee, and many, many more!

Mommy’s dutiful, little assistant has a built-in-speaker and has the capability to work in all areas of the home… meaning I can voice-control my home… I can call out to the Echo Dot (2nd generation) and my wish is its command!

With me being a bargain shopper and I am always looking for a deal, I really do like the Echo Dot (2nd generation).... and... the price is just right!

If the Echo Dot (2nd generation) is as good as I think it is... the FAB Five better watch out... they might just get replaced... I will take five please... one for each kid... Just Saying! I

Echo Dot (2nd generation) is available in black or white… click the link to check out more details about the Echo Dot (2nd generation).

Fire Tablet with Alexa

Fire Tablet with Alexa has a 7" display equipped with Alexa cloud-based voice service… so all I have to do is press a button and ask… and once again… it shall be done.

The Fire Tablet with Alexa comes in an array of stylish colors which promises me that this cute, swanky device will allow me to view all of my favorite movies and TV shows… and I can play games too!

The Fire Tablet with Alexa is equipped with 8 or 16 GB… depending on my preference and the amount of money the children are willing to spend… and...

It has a microSD slot that can hold up to 200 GB of expandable storage… and has up to 7 hours of battery life… for a reasonable price… which is a special offer! 

Now… who can resist a special offer? Click on the link to get more details about the Fire Tablet with Alexa - 8 GB.

Amazon Happy Mother's Day Gift Card in a Greeting Card

The Amazon Happy Mother's Day gift card in a greeting card is a wonderful way to say I love you to a mother who doesn't have the stomach to eat one more burnt Mother's Day breakfast, brunch or dinner!


The Amazon Happy Mother's Day gift card allows the mom... that's me... the freedom to purchase whatever my heart desires from the comfort of my own home... or a hospital bed...

It guarantees that I get the gift that I love and will appreciate... and they will be so busy arguing about how much money to put on there... that they won't have time to cook me any surprise meals in bed... Just Saying! 

Click on the link for more details about the Amazon Happy Mother's Day Gift Card in a Greeting Card

ejnosillA's Final Thoughts

In closing... these truly are wonderful gifts that any mother would be so thrilled to get... and I am praying so hard that one of these will be given to me on Mother's Day... 

So... I am begging you... if anyone of you knows one of the FAB Five... please share this with them... but... 

If I know my daughter with her persuasive skills... meaning... she is going to bully the other four into doing what she wants to do... only because she is the oldest... I probably will be spending my Mother's Day in the bathroom... as usual... Just Saying!!

Well... I guess... I better get my bags packed and ready... and run to the nearest Wal-Mart to stock up on some much needed supplies for my Mother's Day Survival Kit... let me see... I guess better stock up on a variety of antacids, laxatives... or Pepto Bismol... I never know what their meals will do to my insides... okay... let me think... oh yeah... Ginger Ale and crackers... and before I go...

If there is anybody out there who has a heart... would you please rescue me!!! As usual...

Stay Blessed Queens!

May ALLAH Bless ALL of the Beautiful Mothers of the World!


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  1. I told my husband that I didn't want anything for Mother's Day this year, but I don't think he listen. I think when he hears me say something like that he thinks I don't mean it. I do this year, though.

  2. I'm with MM above, I don't want anything. But my husband WILL listen lmao. I'd be happy with dinner or breakfast out :)

  3. What great gifts! I have a Kindle reader like the one you featured and I love it. It does have a great charge and it is very easy on the eyes, even when you read for a long time.

  4. Adorable idea. I think you nailed this gift for any mom or grandparent!

  5. I would love a day of quiet. Since I know that won't be happening (especially since I'll be coming back from a trip the day before), I think your list of gifts is great! My Kindle is one of my favorite gifts (my husband bought me one for my birthday a year and a half ago.)

  6. RIght there with ya! I think these are great gift ideas :) Especially the Kindle! Can't beat that!

  7. Purse lights are so useful. I don't know how I managed without one for so long.

  8. I lvoe thse ideas. I love my eReader. I use it at least once a day. Plus I take it everywhere!

  9. This is too funny but I completely understand. I pray you have an enjoyable Mother's Day and you kids give you the peace you seek.

  10. This is a great post! I love the take you took on mothers day and a kindle is a life saver! We bought one for my mom and she loves it!
    Jordan xx

  11. That Echo Dot sounds so good, I might be buy it for myself. LOL. I've already secured my mother's gift, but these are all nice to keep in mind for Christmas or a just-because gift.

  12. You're funny. ;) I didn't know the Echo Dot did all of those things. Now I'm wanting one of those too! :)

  13. These are some really nice gift ideas and with Amazon prime great last minute gifts

  14. Awww let those babies cook you some burnt toast Lol. I think I'd like that Kindle and a Spa day.

  15. I am so booking my mother up with an echo this year. I realized that years of burnt toast and eggs deserves good gifts now.

  16. These are awesome gift ideas. Not only just for Mother's Day. I'm definitely taking note!

  17. Great gift ideas!! I looked into the echo for a gift for my sister!


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